It's the Balloon-Juice Adventure Game!
note: safari does not like this. tested on chrome.
An 'adventure' 'game'
Once upon a time...
"A certain accident prone,
but really big hearted
gets sucked through a dimensional rift while trying to rescue a wayward dog. Once on the other side he, and his now faithful canine companion, have to rescue a kingdom by freeing the secret for making mustard from an evil tyrant.
On second thought,
no one would buy
An accident prone,
but really big hearted Blogger/Blog Owner
who has a penchant for rescuing wayward dogs and likes mustard.
I think you can probably sell the dimension rift thing. That's plausible."
--Adam L. Silverman
Play in the box above.
- exits: show exits (for going)
- go north/south/east/west: move
- look: room description
- look at object: object description
- open/close object: open or close an object