It's the Balloon-Juice Adventure Game!

by M^4

note: safari does not like this. tested on chrome.

An 'adventure' 'game'

Once upon a time...

"A certain accident prone,

curmudgeonly,

but really big hearted

Blogger/Blog Owner

gets sucked through a dimensional rift while trying to rescue a wayward dog. Once on the other side he, and his now faithful canine companion, have to rescue a kingdom by freeing the secret for making mustard from an evil tyrant.

On second thought,

no one would buy

An accident prone,

curmudgeonly,

but really big hearted Blogger/Blog Owner

who has a penchant for rescuing wayward dogs and likes mustard.


I think you can probably sell the dimension rift thing. That's plausible."

--Adam L. Silverman

enjoy?

look (you are in The kitchen)
You are in the kitchen. There's a fridge and stuff, some cabinets. You can see Rosie. The back door is closed.
you see:
--The kitchen cabinet
--The refrigerator
--The back door
exits:
east: The bathroom

enter command: